40 questions
About Yourself
Be HONEST no matter what.
Tag three people.

1. Name one song that reminds you of an ex?
*tries to think of something snappy*
*fails*

2. Where was your profile pic on facebook taken?
In a foreign country with friends. FOREIGN LAND.

3. What's your middle name?
I come from a simpler time before middle names: an age of three television stations, telephones with human operators, and a bartering currency based upon AOL disks received in the mail.
...I'm being informed that there never was such an age, and that I do in fact have a middle name. I apologize.

4. Relationship status?
Not available, please call back later for an appointment.

5. Honestly, does your crush like you back?
Let me engage my mind-reading ray... "Woof woof"... Don't think I'm aiming this thing at the right person, or species for that matter.

6. What is your current mood?
I have a smiley thing at the top of this post to answer this. Blind person.
...Oh, sorry blind person. I'll get someone to type it in braille for you.

7. What color underwear are you wearing?
Whatever color you want it to be. *puts on robe and wizard hat*

8. What makes you happy?
A specific chemical reaction in my brain. Not sure what reaction it is, though I've been opening up other people's brains to try to figure it out. Not very many of them are happy while I'm cutting open their skull

10. If you could go back in time, and change something what would you change?
I would give myself the ability to go back in time.

11. If you MUST be an animal for ONE day - What would you be?
A cow, I freaking love hamburgers.

12. Ever had a near death experience?
I once made a chick mad, but she hit the wrong person instead.
I once made a chick mad, and she attacked my arm.
I once made a chick mad, and she attacked my shins.
All different chicks. ...I think I should stay away from girls, maybe I'll have better luck at staying alive around guys.

13. Something you do a lot?
Answer random quizzes on social websites.

14. What's the name of the song stuck in your head right now?
I just finished getting the last one out of my head, so it's pretty empty in here now.
...accidental self-insult.

15. Who did you copy and paste this from?
When I pondered traveling back in time to give myself that power, I gave myself this quiz from the future.

16. Name someone with the same b-day as you?
My history teacher. We're born at around the start and the end of the Cold War.

17. When was the last time you cried?
Tears of laughter the other day when I was reading entries 27bslash6. Best: [link] and [link]

18. Have you ever sung in front of a large audience?
I farted once in a room with a few of my friends, if that counts.

19. If you could have one super power what would it be?
Stopping time. I feel like I could always use some more time, I'm always dropping it and losing it places.

20. What's the first thing you notice about the opposite/same sex?
Hehe, you said 'same'. Wait, what's the point of saying 'opposite/same sex'? Isn't that like anyone? Why not ask "What's the first thing you notice about someone who has a gender?"?

21. What do you usually order from Starbuck's?
I once bought some money there to give to a friend for his birthday. They've got their own currency or something now. I've already applied for citizenship just in case they become a sovereign nation.

22. What's your biggest secret?
Biggest by importance, weight, or volume?

23. Favorite color?
Bluish.

24. When was the last time you lied?
Right now. (This wasn't the last time I lied, so it's a lie. So my last lie was right now, except that makes it not a lie. Think about that.)

25. Do you still watch kiddie movies or TV shows?
Not really.

27. What are you eating or drinking at the moment?
I'm drinking a nice, big cup of STFU. [link]

28. Do you speak any other language?
Yo tengo the fáíl át español.

29. What's your favorite smell?
Waffles with syrup? That's all I can even remember now.

30. If you could describe your life in one word what would it be?
FGSH. That's 100% genuine ROT13 for STFU.

31. When was the last time you gave/received a hug?
The last hug was when I was brutally attacked by Kayla. I was walking out of class last week when out of nowhere, she attacked me, hugging. Oh, also Alexis hug-attacked me the next day in the morning at school.

32. Have you ever been kissed in the rain?
No.

33. What are you thinking about right now?
Wondering when I can fit the snowman symbol into this post. ☃ <-- It's a wee little snowman!

34. What should you be doing?
Homework.

35. What was the last thing that made you upset/angry?
Having to stay up late doing homework.

36. How often do you pray?
Sometimes, I get a lot of emails. I skip reading some of them.
Sometimes, I send an email, but to the wrong address. It then proceeds to echo the message back to myself with an error.

Sometimes, I talk to a wall and wonder which analogy fits more with reality. I then realize I can hear an echo.

I'm now writing my messages in letters with no return addresses; they never come back to me now. XD

37. Do you like working in the yard?
I like mindlessly mowing the lawn while listening to music. One of these days, I'm going to run over a cat and not notice.

38. If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want?
I think I like my own last name, I've gotten kind of used to it in the time I've been alive.

39. Do you act differently around your crush?
I act even more usual than usual. Usually it's not unusual for me to act pretty usual.

40. Name one song that reminds you of an ex?
I'M STUCK IN A REPEATING TIME LOOP!!! OHSHI-

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